agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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officialfrenchtoast:

not an overreaction

psyducked:

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world

blogwithmeifyouwanttolive:

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCH ALL OF YOU.”

okay

Why hasn’t this been done before?
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dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

You do not need pasta. —Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

IT GOT BETTER

tyleroakley:

tyleroakley:

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SHOTS FIRED

fuckherrightintheeyesack:

lxrylxry:

lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

That’s raw

super raw bro totally groovy

villain-lover:

death-by-lulz:

whogivsaratshoot:

laughing for 5 mins 

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back